The Ghost of Ray Kroc - **ARCHIVE**

A blog mostly about the San Diego Padres. I've never seen such stupid ballplaying in my afterlife. If you smell what the Kroc is cooking.

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Monday, October 1, 2012

Ghost Smash: It's a Reckoning

You people have finally done it.  You've unleashed my rage upon the world.

Right now, you're probably saying, "What did I do?  I didn't do anything!  Who are you talking about?"  I'll show you.
"But I didn't tweet anything like that Ghost!"

We're all guilty of it at some point during this 2nd half of the season.  Even me.  But some of you...

"Oh, looks like the April Padres are back!"
"This team is playing like the Padres I've come to expect."
"These guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked."

Really?  EVERY TIME the Padres lose, make some goofy error, or screw up on the basepaths, you people get all emo on us and declare it the end of all things.

I'm sick of being silent on this stuff.  So, from now on, I'm calling you out.  Publicly.

Consider this your only warning.  In fact, screw the warning.  Prepare yourselves...

Ghost...SMASH!



First up:  Brandon Cline
Brandon (I'm going to ignore your math error in the first example), you're a season ticket holder, for goodness' sake!  I understand your frustration, but I don't understand the negativity.  This team was predicted to finish with 100 losses.  Guess what?  They almost hit .500.  Be happy we got to see a season that was almost as surprising as 2010!  Cheer up, stupid!

Next:  Colleen Peters
Shut. The. F**k. Up!  That is all.*
*Editor's Note:  This post is technically the first of the Ghost Smash series.  Let's just say Colleen doesn't like me and leave it that.

Just remember, people, I'm watching.  I'm always watching.

Don't mess with me.

But, make no mistake.  It's not revenge I'm after.  It's a reckoning.

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