Right now, you're probably saying, "What did I do? I didn't do anything! Who are you talking about?" I'll show you.
All you people saying today's game was a "fitting end to #Padres season at home," or similar ideas, #STFU. That is all. #KTF"But I didn't tweet anything like that Ghost!"
— Ray Kroc's Ghost (@GhostofRAK) October 1, 2012
We're all guilty of it at some point during this 2nd half of the season. Even me. But some of you...
"Oh, looks like the April Padres are back!"
"This team is playing like the Padres I've come to expect."
"These guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked."
Really? EVERY TIME the Padres lose, make some goofy error, or screw up on the basepaths, you people get all emo on us and declare it the end of all things.
I'm sick of being silent on this stuff. So, from now on, I'm calling you out. Publicly.
Consider this your only warning. In fact, screw the warning. Prepare yourselves...
Ghost...SMASH!
First up: Brandon Cline
Padres are 3-9 in their last 10. Padres starting as they are finishing. Losing.
— Brandon Cline (@bcline760) September 30, 2012
Instead of a team that seems like it can contend in 2013, we flop and prove everyone “typical Padres”. #angryBrandon (I'm going to ignore your math error in the first example), you're a season ticket holder, for goodness' sake! I understand your frustration, but I don't understand the negativity. This team was predicted to finish with 100 losses. Guess what? They almost hit .500. Be happy we got to see a season that was almost as surprising as 2010! Cheer up, stupid!
— Brandon Cline (@bcline760) September 30, 2012
Next: Colleen Peters
That was a very fitting end to baseball in San DiegoShut. The. F**k. Up! That is all.*
— Colleen Peters (@colleen_teresa) September 30, 2012
*Editor's Note: This post is technically the first of the Ghost Smash series. Let's just say Colleen doesn't like me and leave it that.
Just remember, people, I'm watching. I'm always watching.
Don't mess with me.
But, make no mistake. It's not revenge I'm after. It's a reckoning.

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